Humorous, creative, impressive Bios of tech folks

Some bios grab attention with a play of words & ideas. Here's a list of creatively written bios with the parts I found interesting highlighted:

* Scott Hanselman  - Before Corillian and Microsoft I worked as a Principal Consultant at STEP Technology, speaking, writing, consulting, and very much not getting rich during Web 1.0... I've also been an Adjunct Professor at OIT, teaching C# and Web Services. I created the first PalmPilot Diabetes Management System in 1998 and sold it to a healthcare company some years later. I'm trying to raise $50,000 for Diabetes research... is a failed stand-up comic.. I have a large forefive-head.

* Bruno Lowagie is the original developer of iText, an innovative PDF library that has grown into a global software company.

* Bill Scott has always been passionate about software engineering (30 years). And just as passionate to understand how humans interact with software. For a long time he couldn't decide if he was an engineer or a designer. He finally gave up trying to classify himself and just decided to live in both worlds as much as possible.

* Anand is the Chief Data Scientist at Gramener.com. He and his team explore insights from data and communicates these as visual stories.